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What he's doing to procrastinate now: I'm swimming (though FM questions team sports as a valid form of procrastination) and doing a bit of photo on the side...I'm playing with little pieces of paper on my desk, rolling and unrolling them...
Random indicative procrastination story: Last semester I had all of my classes on Tuesday and Thursday, and none of them had finals or mid-terms. (FM: We should have talked to this guy during shopping period--he's a natural!) I thought it would be awesome; I'd have four-day weekends to do whatever I like. But I usually just mad penises out of poster gum. Monday I'd have to do all of my reading for all of my classes, and it sucked...
...incredible terror in the pit of your stomach when you have two hours before your paper's due. You have the Cliffs Notes at your side and you're trying to find out what the question is. Nothing inspires you more. One the gun is at your head...(FM stops BO for fear of forced wackiness...
HAVE YOU EVER wondered how the five million posters you put up for your play or 80's dance before your classes disappeared by lunchtime? FM decided it was high time to stake-out the Kiosks and see what really happens to all of those sexually suggestive teasers and a capella announcements...
...FM, we obviously haven't got a clue. We tried to start a fashion column and ended up writing about nudity (silly us, fashion without clothing), underwear (underfashion?), perfume (wait, if you can't see it is it still fashion?). We missed up even stiletto heels--we talked about our height and not about that of those who matter. For some reason, we thought that fashion had to do with individuality, personality, creativity--you know, all those silly things. We forgot it was about being cool--hey, it's been a while since junior high...