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...students live in Cambridge too. Cute houses and droves of cars line the streets where lovers walk hand-in-hand through piles of fallen leaves. Harvard first-years can be spotted stampeding like herds of cattle to this or that rumored party carrying not-so-discreet brown bags. FM can only speculate about the contents...
...passengers were under the influence. On the shuttle, a girl with too much make-up and a white styrofoam cup announced to anyone listening, “I can’t walk, I can’t stand, my feet hurt like a bitch.” When FM asked her about her evening, she recounted how she gained access to an “exclusive” dance club in Miami this past Columbus Day. Then came unsolicited advice: “You would have to wear khakis and a dress shirt at least...
...FM team got an earful as two young women boarded the shuttle and screeched “Oh my god, you have to talk to us.” One of the young women relayed a story about a ride on the shuttle earlier that evening. “And I was talking to this wrestler,” she continued, “and I thought his knee was against my leg.” Yadda, yadda. Three minutes of dialogue about how they met. Details, details. “All of a sudden I reached down...
...Hemingway Daiquiri and Mississippi Mule, hailing from the days of prohibition and bathtub gin when you had to do everything to cover up the taste. Fortunately, West Side will serve you a real cosmopolitan with Absolute Citron for six bucks or slow your roll with a four-dollar draft. FM note: don’t throw up here...
Just in time for the return of those nasty midterm grades, FM gives you “Balderdash with the Professors”. This fun game is designed to remind you that even though they may be able to deem your paper “undirected, unsupported and unresearched”, the title of Harvard Professor does not confer upon its holder omniscience. So next time you’re stumped on question number five of the world’s hardest problem set, remember that the creator of this torturous assignment probably doesn’t know the definition...