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Hilary Levey opened up to the crowd, declaring, “I’m neurotic about everything.” She talked about how she went to a psychic (which is, like, the biggest coinkydink ever, because FM did too! See page 18). “I got my tarot cards read,” she said. “I was like, alright, psychic, tell me about my future. She was like, I can go into this love thing, and I was like, no, all I care about is success.” Lest this make Levey seem...
...Warshall, math whiz, played the part, teaching everyone a math major numbers game called Nim and then demolishing FM associate ed Antoinette C. Nwandu one-on-one in a Nim match. “You lost as soon as you made the first move, actually,” he shouted to general but slightly uneasy laughter...
Albert H. Cho described himself as “generally pretty boring,” a charge his friend, FM co-chair and international sex symbol Vicky C. Hallett, rebutted by pointing out that Albert was just in Qatar at a suspicious-sounding “conference.” He recited an poem about Vicky that he emptily claimed was made up on the spot, which climaxed, in all senses of the word, with him giving Vicky a hickey, which rhymes with Vicky. Other dinner guests refrained from saying anything about the display making them sicky...
Whoever the Sandrine’s guitarist was that night, apologies from FM. Douthat’s song and Modigliani’s impression were both louder than all hell. When Sarah Darling stepped up to present, she started by saying, “I don’t have that much to talk about,” so she broke out her viola. The guitarist should have just packed it up and gone home as soon as she drew her bow. The group exhorted her to ask the guitarist to stop, and he wisely complied. Sarah played variations...
...seniors in the class of 2002 saw their last FM come off the presses on Wednesday morning. They’ve been in withdrawal...