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...female "Lynx" sent out invitations to its punch; whether this new club will be a gathering place for bulemic socialites or a locker-room-away-from-home for husky she-jocks is so far anyone's guess. What is certain is that the punch season is upon us, and Dartboard's own bard couldn't let that go without some choice poesy, in that choicest of forms, the limerick...
...Dartboard see this as a hopeful trend, more encouragement that we are swiftly moving towards the day when lawyers will sue only other lawyers. With the increasing saturation of the bar, perhaps our country will finally achieve a critical mass of lawyers and thus perfect a self-sustaining interlawyer lawsuit chain reaction. The L-bomb would be a powerful weapon, alone capable of devastating productive societies. President Clinton, do you want to end the trade deficit with Japan? Just a few years of "the Cambridge Project" and the L-bomb could be at your disposal...
Shopping week crowds may have dispersed, though the unpleasant memories of oversubscribed first-day classes remain. But where others see a mere crowded classroom, we at Dartboard see a full-fledged social structure. Only a select few actually get seats. Yet, like every other noble class, they insist on taking more than they need; instead of sitting next to someone, they leave a seat in between and decadently use the scarce resource for their jackets. Their stiff knees and stern glares warn off any pretenders. (In seminars, there is the further distinction between those seated at the table and those...
...Dartboard" column The Crimson noted the decline of "American quality control," recounting that a technician sent to repair the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" pinball game in one of the houses left his miniature screwdriver behind in the game...
Harvard Dining Services' recent attempt to print nutritional information about all items it serves has drawn mixed reviews. Some find the tabulation of fat, carbohydrates, protein and calories a useful yardstick, while others decry these "bites" as nasty barbs that are incompatible with eating enjoyment. We at Dartboard feel that the new program would meet with universal acclamation if it were to imitate another popular campus rating system: namely, the CUE guide...