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...ninety degree angle. Lift up body until arms are straight and then lower into starting position. To add core conditioning, perform on a rolling computer chair. More hours awake=more trips to the café bakery. Do 2 for every granola bar, 5 for every croissant, 10 for every bagel or muffin, and 20 for every other pastry consumed...
...doesn't take much to set mine off. A swig from a water bottle can do it, or someone chewing gum. Every morning when I get on the subway, I scan the passengers like an air marshal looking for terrorists. At any moment, somebody could whip out a bagel or a danish. I do well in restaurants, where there's a lot of ambient noise and distraction, but one-on-one meals are a minefield. And don't get me started on popcorn. When I go to a movie theater, every movie is a horror movie...
...January, I received a Snuggie. In February I became very angry at a Lincoln car commercial. In March, I caught the flu and complained about it for weeks. In April, I hung new curtains. In May, I met Lou Reed (O.K., that one was interesting). I ate a bagel in June, cooked dinner in July, and in August I spent an entire day in pajamas. I only had two status updates during the month of September but one of them was about socks. I napped in October, complained about the noisy neighborhood bar in November and last week I commented...
...response to this week’s squash bagel debacle, Dartmouth President Jim Yong Kim apologized to University President Drew Gilpin Faust on Tuesday at an Ivy League Presidents’ meeting in New York. He also promises to apologize to Harvard squash player, Franklin Cohen, and his parents, according to the Associated Press...
Feeling lethargic in your too familiar dining house tonight? Have you figured out that the Bagel Bites meal plan (pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time) isn't for you. Looking for an adventurous meal for five bucks...