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...cover, emblematic of what happened to my dating life. There was a guy on Match.com that I didn't even want to e-mail because he was wearing a bow tie in his profile, and I said, What kind of dork wears a bow tie? And then I thought his career sounded boring because it said he was in real estate. I just made all these assumptions. I think a lot of us do that, whether it's online or in the real world. So Evan, my dating coach, really encouraged me to e-mail this guy because...
...filmmakers tried to capture the visual way you think by showing flashes of images, as if every thought you have is a picture. Is that really how it is? That's exactly how I think. It's just like Google for pictures. Go ahead and give me a word and I'll tell you how it comes into my mind. Don't give me a common word like house...
Some sad students thought their Saturday most successfully spent pining pathetically (and piss-drunk) after long-lost loves. Here’s a hint: it was “Once Upon A Time in Mexico.” Try elsewhere. FM wishes to remind you that shitshow weekends make it highly unlikely that your eye infection is “just because you left your contacts in.” Oh and BTWs, poppers apparently don’t do jack shit, says one Fox-y Friday night reveller...FUGETABOUTIT...
Later that night, we did what everyone does on a trip abroad: surf the Internet. We remembered the unknown word from earlier and quickly Google Translated that mother. Turns out we weren’t as cultured as we thought. Soja means...soy. We were nothing better than the needy, vegan Americans we scorned, too concerned with their own dietary restrictions to enjoy an authentic Spanish chocolate...
Close friends I actually thought about during vacation (comprising approximately five percent of encounters), I will sincerely catch up with. Seventy-five percent of encounters are the total randos I didn’t know before break and won’t know after graduation. And then there’s that 20 percent: acquaintances. The “let’s do lunch” contingent (alternatively called the “just the tip” cohort, but that’s for another...