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...ISRAELITES HAD to cross the Red Sea. Columbus had to sail the ocean blue. And I, much less glamorously, have to muck my way through Lake Stoughton every time I take a shower...
...paradise that is supposed to be Harvard. I equated Ivy League elitism with organizational expertise. Little did I know that Harvard spends minute amounts of its vast multi-billion dollar endowment to deal with the very simple, yet very pressing problem--especially for those of us who share our shower with more than five other people--of shower scum...
...paint the following picture in your mind: insects roaming through a puddle of green slime at the foot of my shower...
...WHOLE PROBLEM of my shower scum rests on the very delicate eco-system that exists in the dormitories at Harvard--many of which were built before the advent of indoor plumbing...
Despite the presence of the standard lime-green army surplus shower curtains we all have, there is always a rather large, cold, deep, slimy, bacteria-ridden puddle in front of my shower. It's rather gross, to say the least. However, unlike Moses and his pals, there's no deity around to part the waters...