Word: sethness
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There was the time that one of the dinosaurs bit off Josh Lieb's legs 10 minutes before the curtain was supposed to go up, and we had to fashion a tourniquet out of Seth Mnookin...
...then there was the time that Josh Lieb bit off one of the dinosaurs' legs nine minutes before the curtain was supposed to go up, and we had to fashion a tourniquet out of Seth Mnookin...
...then there was the time that Seth Mnookin punched me in the nose for taking his wig eight minutes before the curtain was supposed to go up, and we had to fashion a tourniquet out of Seth Mnookin...
...then there was the time that I by mistake inhaled Seth Mnookin's wig seven minutes before the curtain was supposed to go up, and we had to fashion a new one out of one of Josh Lieb's legs...
Despite the cries of campus conservatives like Sebastian Conley's "Seth Lives" that Harvard doesn't want to understand conservatives, it's hard to believe that they're suffering too badly. All it takes to be a right-winger here is to rewrite history, to turn Abigail Adams into a submissive hausfrau and strip the Confederate Flag of all its racist overtones. To paraphrase Molly Ivins, afflicting the afflicted and comforting the comfortable may have the charm of novelty, but it's not exactly courageous...