Word: persons
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...life of a Math Teamer is paradise. Wake up, sleep through class, then go home and have sex with hot girls.' Parody of a National Honor Society charter, next page: 'If you see someone say something rude to a lady in the cafeteria, you should kill this person. The girl will then be your chattel.' It stays pretty much like that for the rest of the book. Maybe the Lampoon's market research showed that only insecure heterosexual men with poor social skills would buy a college guide parody book. But probably not. This humor, more than likely, came straight...
...replete with personality tests these days - everything from "What kind of dog are you?" on emode.com to "Are you a freak?" on outofservice.com. None of them are particularly intriguing, nor intelligent. But leave it to thespark.com to come up with the bomb-ass personality test which is all the rage with blocking groups these days. Not only does the test give you a label which seems particularly appropriate, but it will ensure that you find out the test results of all the people you list on the site. Furthermore, they'll send out a periodic update of your compatibility with...
H.W.F.M.C.O.T.I: "You are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET...Behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person who in his heart of hearts wants to help missing children. God bless...
...sized lines don't make the General Wong's Chicken any more attractive... Speaking of attractive, I made it to the screen test for "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" this past Sunday with a whole bunch of other Harvard students. They evaluate you solely on the basis of personality and looks (interesting criteria for a trivia show!) but I tried to play the race card. I was like, 'Why should you take me? Dude! There's no Indians on TV! I'm your only hope!' I'm sure my carping fell upon deaf ears. Sigh. Back to the fringe...
...example, in a case decided earlier this year, Justice Scalia expressed horror that a person who lives near a polluting plant would be able to hold the company accountable for violating the law. Justice Scalia argued that the Court was making it too easy for people to fight environmental threats in their own neighborhoods. Never mind that the factory in question had poisoned a river by dumping toxic mercury into the water 489 separate times...