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...CRIMSON hockey team pulled the first leg of the Phillips-Barron-Batchelder cup yesterday afternoon when it literally swamped the Lampoon. The final score, as we remember it, was 14 to 0. Officially, it was 8 to 4. The Mt. Auburn street boys lived up to their reputation and were jokes during the entire playing period. Only at one time did they become dangerous and that was in the first few minutes of play, when the force of gravity overcame the cortical resistance of the CRIMSON coverpoint and he was taken for the puck and was knocked...
...times and played his usual steady and, we are pleased to announce, rough game. The star of the game was a young man named Grinnell heretofore unheard of in hockey circles. He scored at random, and only hesitated once, that time to tie his shoe. For the Lampoon, Herter was the only man worth mentioning and his work at goal was a revelation to hockey fans. They all said they had never seen anything like it before and hoped they never would again...
After two unsuccessful attempts to defeat the weatherman, the CRIMSON and Lampoon hockey teams will try again today. Experts have examined the skates of the news dispensers and have pronounced them capable of performing anything from the Gaby Glide to the Dog Trot. Voila...
...umpires have not yet been selected from the list of 5000 applicants. Every thing considered, the game promises much, and tomorrow that old time favorite "the fool who rocked the boat" will have a first class sidekicker in the modern exponent of vacuum "the man who bet on the Lampoon...
...excuse has been open to these undergraduates for refusing to pay their pledges. They have rather justly protested that there were no signs of a graduate committee and no signs of progress. Their feelings were well expressed in the centre page of the going out number of the Lampoon's 1914 Board, which depicted, the present chairman of the undergraduate committee pointing out the newly finished gymnasium to his grandchildren in 1975. The graduates, however, were only awaiting the approval of President Lowell before furthering a scheme in which many of them are deeply interested...