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Deep Throat, I discovered, was working undercover at HDS (also known as "The Organization"). We met behind the milk dispenser at lunch...
...knew that those five students were on to something. Talk is cheap; what the Harvard populace really wants is some solid investigative reporting. And what better place to start than that shady organization known as Harvard Dining Services (HDS...
...tell you what I think," said Deep Throat. "The top bananas at HDS are more willing to serve inexpensive but non-nutritive iced tea or lemonade than orange or apple juice. Of course, this leaves the students either to squeeze the bone-dry oranges or just to contract scurvy...
...table we were sitting at returned something less than an "overwhelming verdict" of "kudos to HDS." We found the vegetarian hamburger to be, frankly, vile. We were amazed at HDS' lame attempt to improvise a new menu item. We compared it unfavorably to other emetics frequently served in our dining halls, such as broccoli-cheese pasta and vegetable stromboli. If Mr. Berger turns out to be partial to these dishes too, we would not dream of denying him the right to his opinion. We would, however, deny him the right to speak for the general undergraduate population, which we believe...
...Crimson might do the College a big favor by publishing more research articles in the spirit of Woodward and Bernstein and fewer reflective editorials in the spirit of A.M. Rosenthal. Do a story, or a series of stories, on HDS. We have heard rumors that the oranges we eat come in boxes labeled "grade C: schools and prisons only." If that is true, it is only too apt. We ask: what crime did we commit to deserve such treatment? And whatever it was, what can we do to atone for it? Matthew Levin Kristine Zaleskas Michael Choi Joseph Dodge Valentin...