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This week, FM's Harvard Under Glass Team trekked all across campus to investigate each and every house's salad bar and cereal selection. What it found after its exhausting journey will be of significant help to the discriminating interhouser. And if your brain tells you that inter-housing requires too much walking, maybe your stomach will tell you otherwise...
...FM's sleuthing revealed that Adams House offers the most diversity to the discerning palate. Entire shelves of cereal boxes (the Adams hauteur demands the classic elegance of the cardboard box, instead of the plastic turn-and-grind dispensers present in almost all other houses) form a spectrum of brandnames as varied as the house's inhabitants...
...FM realized this week that it had the power to formulate its own editorial policies (Ha ha, Crimson editorial page). so her goes. On the campus front, we're in favor of Radcliffe, freespeech, mandatory no-exercise regimes and leaving Cambridge. We're not in favor of clubs of any kind, facial hair (with all due respect to MF's horendous mutton-chop/Brussel-sprout combo), self-righteousness and radiation experiments. Nationally: yes for health care, Al Gore, and Michael Jordan's new career move; no on guns, the insanity defense and toxic corpses. Internationally: two thumbs up for Lena Olin...
Inside Edge's spring break issue is out. While FM tried desperately to resist the urge to comment on this monstrosity, it predictably couldn't resist. "Confessions of a two-timer" was definitely the most humorous (and probably most offensive) piece; still, the Edge's two center pieces best illustrate their sheer idiocy. The first was an editorial moralizing about the ill effects to violence in inner cities, followed immediately by a spread shouting the virtues of paint ball ("I blew away three people in one day. It was intense," reads a blow quote). Pass the beer, dude...
Campus trend that has to die: self-referencing. This morning. when FM was brushing its teeth and thinking over its day, FM realized that a shocking number of articles in FM had to do with FM. Needless to say, FM decided to act, and fast. So no more FM in FM. (Although bluegrass and saddle shoes are still the best new trends...