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...draped in freshly pressed satin sheets. But for singles, the day can seem more like a burden as they endure exposure to public displays of affection and the abrasive hum of those three little words: “I love you.” Fret not! FM offers three other little words guaranteed to combat loneliness: Do it yourself...
...Central Square’s Hubba Hubba for some kinky, if not frightening, wardrobe and accessory ideas. Susan Phelps, the friendly 50-something owner of the store, removes any inhibition customers might have with her witty commentary on sensual fashion, masochistic accessories and, of course, sex. Phelps immediately identified FM as a seeker of latex briefs with a penis sheath ($40). “It’s like wearing a condom,” she suggests. “Some people don’t like it because their skin can’t breathe.” FM...
Shoppers on the go don’t spend much time cross-checking prices on Trident, Diet Coke and 40s of Old English. But someone should. FM presents an abbreviated guide to quick fixes in the neighborhood...
...gratuitous opinionatedness at Café Pamplona, where he overheard the following: “Really, to say she capitulates to the patriarchy she critiques every time she posits the supplement is very uninteresting.” While this episode of mental masturbation is strong support for the thesis, FM decided to ask some of the most opinionated students on campus if they thought that 02138 really deserved this label...
Satisfied that the friendly service lives up to its advertising, FM’s friendliness assessor prepares to head back to the impersonal environs of Harvard Square. Before FM departs, a complimentary cup of the Eating Place’s finest coffee is brought out, an offer to wrap the remains of a sub is made and a lid for the coffee cup is presented with much ceremony. The friendliness assessor is glad she came—but even better, so is Petros...