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...prime numbers. Five minutes into the section, the corn comes out of the bag, served on an attractive wooden stick. It’s surprisingly easy to write and chomp on the ear of corn at the same time, and although one kid noticeably moves his chair away, FM doesn’t seem to have caused much of a stir. By 21000, all the rows of corn have been put away. After elegantly extracting a piece of silk from FM’s pearly whites, it was time for the next course...
...problem with the Jell-O is there’s so much of it. Be forewarned: it’s hard to balance a large bowl of jiggly concoction and make a table of inverses at the same time. FM is reduced to balancing the bowl on FM’s knees and taking spoonfuls while working. With its squishy noises, Jell-O is also a deafeningly loud snack, especially in a quiet Science Center classroom, and so messy enough to use up an entire napkin provision...
...class, FM discreetly inquires as to the uniqueness of the stunt. “I think,” says Rogers, “there was someone in my other section who ate something, but I don’t remember what it was.” FM’s bandwagon-riding classmates suggest other options , including a bowl of cereal with milk, squirt cheese and a lobster. Maybe next week...
Fret no more. Scott Bromley will be your bud, your man, your ombudsman. E-mail fm@thecrimson.com with your troubles and resolution will arrive within a few weeks in the pages of FM. This is not a joke. Scott will resolve all. He’s here to help...
...world where bad means good, phones ring silently and pink is the new orange, things get pretty confusing. Harvard recently hired an ombudsman, and FM readers deserve the same independent conflict resolution resources as Summers et. al. Scott Bromley is an objective mediator to examine life’s most troubling dilemmas...