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Leon Neyfakh ’07: Editor-at-Large In short, Leon is the meanest writer on staff. Mean, like, as in kind. He once clowned the entire staff of FM nto thinking he was too nice and too indie for them. This turned out not to be true, him being really just sort of indie and not that nice. In other words, a total dick. Basically, a con artist. Point is, Leon is literally skinny (!!!). Next year he’ll essentially keep up the good work...
Kelly has Irish blood coursing through his veins. Wait, we are kidding. He has alcohol pumping through his veins. And as an incoming associate and staff director, Aidan will certainly provide the “fun” for FM next year. All those years partying in an all-boys Catholic school certainly have paid off! It’s also where he learned to make that face...
Long feared as an enemy of the state, FM has finally warmed up to this representative of our northerly neighbor and let her in on our most intimate secrets. The magazine has benefitted tremendously from Aria’s thoroughness and ability, but be careful. Everyone, particularly compers, should remember that Aria’s reporting know-how may help gain her access to the launch codes. So watch out.—U.S.A.! U.S.A.! Daniel J. Mandel ’08: Associate...
...beloved White Sox have finally managed to end their 88-year World Series drought, it seems anything is possible—like getting Skip Gates’ cell phone digits! Danny will look to blow up other campus celebrities’ mobiles as one of the new FM associates. Next on the list: Harvey C. Mansfield ’53, Theda Skocpol, and Marjorie Garber...
Improv comic, tour guide, former UC Rep, and snake tamer, Sam has little left to accomplish in his life except to be an associate for FM. He already runs a small country, and we hear he invented Facebook/Dormaid. We welcome the young man aboard, and don’t forget, for when you’re old—Teller is Steller...