Word: everly
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Dates: during 2000-2000
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...That red bull stuff you wrote about in your last issue is the best ever I havenit slept for forty six hours straight you know what Iim saying if you know what I mean you know a drink is money when you cant stop shaking man I havenit had such a good time since the last time I did crank at the spee...
...William Henry Harrison gave the longest inaugural speech ever in the bitter cold. A few months later he died of pneumonia, after serving the shortest term in presidential history...
...hurt on the job. iThe whole thing is very safe. Itis funny ecause most people think theyire gonna toss him over the mattress, and they donit get how hard it is to throw the guy. I mean he weighs at least 90 or 95 pounds, and no one has ever tossed him over. Not even me.i says Sean. Incidentally, at six feet seven inches, weighing two hundred and eighty-some pounds and lacking both front teeth (a minor boxing incident), Sean also holds the record for tossing Beetlejuice, isome seven to eight feet, although he likes to say itis something...
...Beetlejuice also offers other services such as imidget bowling,i in which he is loaded onto a skateboard and thrown down an aisle against the traditional ten pins. But Sean explains that he doesnit like it too much, because ihe has the smallest head Iive ever seen, and it hurts him a bit to be bowled, even though he wears the helmet. He enjoys being tossed a lot more.i At 15 and 3/4 inches around, Beetlejuiceis head, according to Sean, "has to be a record of some kind...
...Exactly how ihappeninii is the Foz? Besides being a member of the Owl, the Foz is also somewhat of a player. When FM confronted him about whether or not he had ever hooked up with a girl who only knew him as iThe Foz,i he skirts the issue: iI canit recall, but I was probably pretty drunk.i And if the intention of calling oneself iThe Fozi is to attract the attention of women, this man knows his stuff. iOne day at the dining hall,i The Foz explains, ione of my roommates called me Foz, and two girls came...