Word: dartboard
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...Dartboard laments the decreasing significance of the encore. At one time a special way for performers to acknowledge exceptional praise from their fans, present-day encores are more like final boarding calls in airports--inevitable and scripted...
...Dartboard has become increasingly disturbed by the presence of a small, pink clay pot situated on a table in the Currier House dining hall. Though the flowerpot in and of itself is likely harmless, its contents are posing existential dilemmas to more than one Currierite...
...emblazoned with the smug white title, "Condom Week," contains prophylactics. No, they are perfectly strong, and no, they don't last for seven days. Dartboard has little prurient interest, but the pink dish has been sitting smugly in the dining hall, remaining full for nearly an extra two weeks now. Appropriate though it was in the week leading up to Valentine's Day, that scourge of many a Harvardian, the flowerpot has now begun to point a mocking finger...
...Dartboard harbors suspicions that the mysterious "condom people" who long to make a mockery of Harvard life are just refilling the flowerpot. Perhaps they have just been validated. All we know is that 21 days does not a Condom Week make...
...years, and the third year of randomization will soon shift into gear. Sooner rather than later, there will be a reevaluation of randomization. Sage and not-so-sage deans, several masters and a few vehement students will all put in their two cents. So in the spirit of sharing, Dartboard would like to draw attention to an oft-neglected effect of randomization...