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...Associated Press story says Dan is pushing family values. How original. "Murphy Brown is gone," he said, "and I'm still here fighting for the American family. The AP also says the announcement had a pep rally feeling. Rah. Feel Dartboard's excitement...
...also talked up his plan for a 30 percent universal tax cut. Read my lips, Dan: Dartboard didn't believe Bush, and we don't believe...
...Dartboard knows we don't need to make fun of Dan Quayle. Oh no, Dartboard is above such petty mockery. What would the point be? The rest of the country has already made fun of him. There are even more Dan Quayle jokes than "yo' Mama" jokes. The e-mail forwards about the man could fill Widener's stacks. Oh no, Dartboard doesn't need to say anything about Dan Quayle's intelligence. He's already said it all himself. Right...
...percent of first-years think "material on the Internet should be regulated by the government." Women's support of this was higher than men's. Aren't college students old enough to take care of themselves? And there's that whole inconvenient First Amendment issue. Funny. Dartboard thought censorship was unconstitutional...
Overall, survey results seem decidedly befuddling (or maybe Dartboard is just easily confused). Less sex, less beer? More conservatism? We thought this was college...