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...have a hard time imagining Britney??or any other woman, for that matter—casually explaining that she really enjoyed “basting her tuna” last night. “Cunt cuddling” does not roll off the tongue any easier. Neither does “doodling the noodle,” “waxing the milk duds,” “rubbin’ the nubbin” or “groping the grotto...
...tour next spring, I am hoping to see a Britney Spears holiday special, broadcast from her hometown of Kentwood, La, and hopefully with cameos from her mom and lil’ sis Jamie Lynn. The three could probably pull off shimmery ice queen and princess looks, and showcase Britney??s favorite stocking stuffers such as the pink diamond-encrusted Louis Vuitton cigarette lighter she has been flashing during interviews these days. If producers went for a heartwarming holiday reunion theme with a few of her high school pals, with their incomprehensibly thick southern drawls, mixed with some...
...imply that blonde hair is Britney??s only asset. Starting at the age of 17 in a black push-up bra, she has exposed said assets with increasing frequency on the cover of Rolling Stone. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, on the other hand, displayed far more decorum and less flesh than Spears in their recent cover photo. This is certainly to their credit, but it skirts the issue of why Michelle Tanner was even on the cover of Rolling Stone in 2003. Did anyone seriously think the Olsens would be the break-out stars of Full House...
...instead of reinforcing patriotic appreciation of the Republican Party, many Americans were left confused by Spears’ mixed message. They loved her girl-on-girl kiss, but they also support their president in every decision that he makes, as per Britney??s dictum, including his decision to encourage a brigade of lawyers working patriotically to figure out a way to make gay marriage a crime. Had not the American people recently seen Britney dressed as a bride kissing another woman at a mock wedding? Was Britney Spears defying the president’s decision that gay marriage...
...names go, “The Prom” is a pretty odd choice. In terms of music, the prom recalls cheesy disco compilations and the tasteless dance remixes. Memories of calamities like “The Electric Slide,” “YMCA” and Britney??s first big hit, once repressed, emerge from dark, hidden recesses...