Word: asses
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Will e'en an Ass. Professor...
...should have no fear of questions being unreasonable put by a wise, common-sense professor like this, whereas some learned men expect a student to reach in a few months the level of their own mature knowledge. - D. Hack Tuke, F. R. C. P., before the British Med. Ass...
Prof. (to hesitating student). - You do think Balaam's ass did speak slow as that...
Prof. (facetiously). - You do allow, then, an ass to know more Hebrew than...
...Coat and we will be happy together. "Not so," replied the Sagacious Brute. "I am an upper-class Animal, and if I accompanied You, my air would be so Awkward from shame at the company I was in, that you would be at once Recognized for the Ass that you are. Therefore, I pray you, put away Ambition." Thus saying, he left the Aspiring Innocent a Sadder, but alas! not a wiser child...