Word: porcellian
(lookup in dictionary)
(lookup stats)
Dates: all
Sort By: most recent first
(reverse)
...female organizations join eight male final clubs—the oldest of which, the Porcellian Club, was founded...
...art” also made an appearence in a sociology class on Wednesday, as a voyeuristic student expostulated for several minutes on the scholarly merits of being ejaculated on. We hear he’s looking for a research grant... In totally unrelated news, a handful of Porcellian, Bee, and Fly grads from yesteryear nearly got the boot from the Charles Hotel as their alumni weekend 6 a.m. caterwauling was met with threats from hotel staff. Apparently final club social status expires at graduation...
...into the action and the Charles’ security guard ushered them off the ice. Two thespians (one neurotic, one modest) are applying for the reality TV show “The Amazing Race.” But will their egos even fit in those little packs? Some Porcellian newbies kidnapped two older members so they could chat with them (the club’s venerable rules prohibit members from talking to initiates while in Cambridge). They drove them to Connecticut...whereupon the crafty members promptly stole the kids’ keys and drove away. Harvard’s newest...
...don’t judge, I’m just here for a drink.” One junior girl brought new meaning to the proverb “make the system work for you.” Late one night she sent a text message to Porcellian Club initiates, demanding that they deliver 10 cases of Redbull and Marlboros to her apartment. The wise lady continued to place orders throughout the night, until the Porcs-to-be finally caught on—$600 and 7-11’s entire stock of Redbull later. The Spee?...
...number of kids who went to the hospital two years ago). Serious troublemakers stuck to the action at the alumnae tailgates. One Owl boy was spotted somersaulting into porta-potties—one flew open, revealing a bemused middle-aged man. For the first time since 1879, the Porcellian tailgate (which came complete with a dead pig!) was THE place to be. At the Kirkland tailgate, an ’09er deliberately exposed himself to everyone’s favorite sex blogger. Impossible is nothing, literally. Phoho’s pre-Harvard-Yale Aleksey Vayner theme party featured...