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...ruin a student's career. The crime committed was nothing more than a harmless prank, and it is sobering to think that this small mistake could bring a student a felony conviction and 20 years in jail. A short prison term could still have disastrous consequences--not even a Poonster deserves such severe punishment...
...referential inside humor and masturbation jokes, and sometimes even a combination of the two (which may help us account for at least some of what goes on within the Lampoon's walls). For instance, page 78's entry for The Etten Family Home Schooling College named, of course, after 'Poonster Kevin Etten '00, who presumably wrote the section includes a category for 'onanism': 'From masturbating to masturbating with your parents in the next room to masturbating quickly when your parents go out for groceries, most EFHSC students masturbate roughly 3.8 times a day' Etc, etc. Each Lampoon editor seems...
...this time, Reiss had moved on to the animated hit "The Simpsons," and he wanted his fellow 'Poonster on his team...
...loss is the 113th in a row for the Lampoon, beginning with the first Crimson mangling of 'Poonster bats...
...looked like a very big deal," Hely said. "I would characterize the incident as typical buffoonery by a lovable 'Poonster...